One of the jokes I share with ‘er indoors, is that I think of us as Blue Footed Boobys.
Said bird seeks his mate by placing shiny pebbles on the foot of she he would woo – only to have her flick them away with disdain. Until, he wins her heart with his persistence.
Apt then that my beloved should stumble across this splendid photo on Valentines Day, which she sent with the comedy line: “That’s you, that is.”
And indeed it is. A perfect likeness. And, it appears, with her ladyship sat on her behind, behind.